"But, didn't you just buy a new sofa?!", you ask. Well yeah, I did. About eighteen months ago. It was - to put it bluntly - a piece of shite. Officially the crappiest sofa I have ever had the misfortune of placing my behind in. It was ok for the first six months, and then it started sagging and looking like it had been left out in the rain since 1992. Or something. So I am in contact with the shop that sold it to me and it looks like I am getting a refund. And here... is my new sofa - that will hopefully last a lot longer than 18 months!
So, no prize for guessing where my bum is now firmly placed, and will remain for the next hour at the very least.